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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Tekken 2010

Chainsaw on a Rope

This Guy just sums up stupidity. I would love to know what was going through his mind when he came up with the idea to tie a chainsaw to rope, then swing the rope and cut the hedge.

TOOL...............

Andrew. :)

They Serve What??????


A pub in New Zealand has started selling a rather odd drink… apple flavoured horse semen. Yes you read that correctly.

Bosses at The Green Man Pub in Wellington say they started offering the spunky 30ml shots after coming up with it for a food contest.

And they have been blown away by the demand for the €16 drink which is served chilled and is said to contain about 300 million individual horse sperm cells.

Steve Drummond said women have been more curious than men about the unique drink.. though men have often dared each other into downing one.

He added there was also one female customer who's commented she was concerned because she thought she might conceive children with long faces. It's not known how much she'd had to drink first. :P

Andrew. :)

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

It almost was like the Film

The Earth had a close shave yesterday, when an asteroid the size of a house flew past in one of the closest near-misses ever recorded.

Admittedly the '2011 MD' space rock still missed us by 7,600 miles and even if it had hit, it would have been expected to burn up high in the atmosphere… but even so.

NASA say the 20 meter wide asteroid was closest to Earth at around 6pm and was bright enough to be seen even with a modest-sized telescope.

Astronomers had only spotted the asteroid last week, having previously thought it was a piece of space junk… maybe that's why they could only come up with such a poor name. A spokesperson for NASA said: "The asteroid was discovered by the LINEAR near-Earth object discovery team observing from Socorro, New Mexico.

"This small asteroid, only 5-20 meters in diameter, in in a very Earth-like orbit about the Sun, but an orbital analysis indicated there was no chance it would actually strike Earth."

Jessie J and The Devil

Jessie J has revealed that she has been accused of devil worship after using a certain hand gesture in her 'Price Tag' music video.

The 24-year-old singer-songwriter also claimed that she has received violent and abusive threats online since becoming famous.

Jessie J told Q magazine: "I've had people say, 'I wanna kill you and your family'. I've had people say, 'I hope you get HIV and throat cancer at the same time'."
Speaking about the OK gesture she makes in her 'Price Tag' video, the Brit School alum said: "It's 666 apparently. To me it's saying OK. I think the world has become obsessed with hating things."

What do you think?

Andrew. :)

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

THE SEQUEL!!!!



Andrew. :)

Toe Wrestling Championship

Eh!! Lucky B**TARD!!!!!! :)

Shark jumps over surfer

An amazing video of a shark jumping over a surfer in Florida has become an online hit.

The video was shot by photographer Jacob Langston who inadvertently captured the action while filming surfers off New Smyrna Beach.

Mr Langston, who works for the Orlando Sentinel, said: "I didn't even see the shark jump. But a surfer came up to me and said, "Hey man, did you see that?""

When he got back to the office and started editing his footage for a multimedia piece for the newspaper he realised he had caught the moment.

"It seems like the rest of the multimedia piece will be anticlimactic after this," he joked.

Spinner sharks are common in the area and are not dangerous to humans.

A spokesman for the Florida Museum of Natural History explained: "They swim swiftly up in a vertical position to swallow their prey while they spin. Often their momentum causes them to exit the water."

Andrew. :)

Friday, June 24, 2011

Bizzarre Red Card

Red cards are normally dished out during football games if the referee spots a dodgy tackle… and you could say this one is no exception.

A referee in Australia has issued a player a red card after noticing mid-match that he had a genital piercing.

The odd call was made after Aaron Eccleston, who plays for the Old Hill Wanderers in Melbourne, jumped up to challenge for a ball and was hit squarely in his.

He proceeded to look down his shorts to "check that it was still there" and the official spotted something he didn't like the look of and marched him into the changing rooms.



Andrew. :)

Crazy B**tards

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Andrew. :)

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

He wouldn't be able to do it again!!!

At Least He can smile after this :)

Andrew.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You Live

After Take That the 4 piece did their bit, out came Robbie Williams and completely wowed the crowd!



Andrew.

Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls Live

Pet Shop Boys Live at Croke Park for the Take That Progress Tour 2011 June 19th. West End Girls Live



Andrew. :)

Solar Bikini - iKini



NICE!!!!


A New York-based designer has invented a solar-powered bikini so wearers can charge their iPod or camera as they lie in the sun.

Andrew Schneider, 30, sewed together 40 paper-thin photo-voltaic panels together with soft conductive thread to produce his iKini which comes complete with USB ports sewn into the fabric.

Mr Schneider told the International Business Times that he came up with the idea during a brainstorming session at New York University.

"I didn't really have anything exciting so I leaned over to my friend and just jokingly said that I was going to make a bikini that could cool your beer at the beach," he said.

He then decided there was some merit in the idea and started work on developing a prototype - before realising there were an important stumbling block.

"The original bikini didn't have enough surface area to kick out the juice necessary to... cool the beer, so I downgraded to a lower power device. I plugged in my iPod and it worked," he said.

He is now selling the iKinis with prices ranging from £300 to £900 with each one custom-built and tailor-made for the wearer.

The designer now plans to go back to his original idea by developing shorts for men that can keep drinks cold.

"We're currently building and testing prototypes for the iDrink. It's just going to have to have more surface area so we're using men's board shorts," he explained.

Andrew. :)

Friday, June 17, 2011

Lady Gaga - Edge Of Glory Video

I genuinely love this song.

Video not as weird as the others (not the best either) but OK.

Andrew. :)

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Crying laughing at this!!! :)

Thanks to my good buddy Johnny O Keef;fe from NorthernSound FM (weekdays 2-6pm) for posting this, I cried laughing at it.

Andrew. :)

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

iMagician

A magician who describes himself as a 'technoillusionist' has scored an internet hit after using three iPods to perform a series of tricks.

During his performance, Marco Tempest uses the Apple gadget trio to trick the eyes of viewers as he discusses self-deception.

The four-minute video - which has been viewed more than 600,000 times - shows him skilfully manipulating the iPods to make images 'move' from one screen to another.

But Tempest admits there is no real 'magic' at work (other than that of Steve Jobs) and the trick is nothing more than a carefully choreographed routine using the MultiVid synchronisation app.

Andrew. :)

Awful.....Just Awful!!!

So it looks like this is gonna be Cher Lloyd's debut single. Its absolutely brutal!!!

Andrew. :)

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Brilliant Video - Katy Perry

Fancy flying in a transparent plane in 2050?

Transparent cabins, seats that mould around your body and virtual reality games in aircraft may not be a flight of fancy after drawings of an Airbus concept plane could look in 2050 were unveiled.

Stunning views of the night sky could be revealed, with transparent cabins made using materials that are not solid but blended from fluid and gas. Parts of the cabin would be powered using body heat harvested from travellers while they relax in a vitamin and antioxidant-enriched climate.


Holographic games could be played on pop-up projectors, which would also hold interactive conferences and act as virtual changing rooms for travellers wanting to top up their wardrobe.


The plane was first revealed at the Farnborough air show last year, when Airbus concentrated on its green technology and outer structure.


Charles Campion, engineering executive vice-president for Airbus, said: ‘Passengers of 2050 will expect a seamless travel experience while also caring for the environment.’

Andrew. :)




Monday, June 13, 2011

Not Long now



Andrew. :)

Its Not What You Think!!!!

Watch the 1st 3seconds of this video and you'll get the picture of what might be about happen. However Keep watching!!!

Andrew. :)


Ă€ngry Birds......in real life!!!

So the Smart Phone game Angry birds in case you live under a rock is all about birds firing themselves at pigs!!!

So although isn't quite the same you'll get my point. :)



Andrew.

It Turns Out we might all need this Plan!!!!

Earlier on the blog I mentioned a town in the States that has made an emergency plan in the event of a Zombie Attack............so now...............

Leicester City Council has been forced to make the bizarre admission that it has no emergency plan of how to deal with a zombie apocalypse.

After receiving a Freedom of Information request from a "concerned citizen" the local authority had to reveal how they would protect residents from the undead.

The FOI request had asked, "Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion?"

It went on to say the request came after the writer had watched several films and become concerned about the level of preparation.

And it looks like they were right to be concerned, because the authority says the undead do not yet appear in their emergency plan. Anyone think they need a zombie awareness officer?

Andrew, :)

Hover Bike............

Hoverbike prototype built by Australian designer

An Australian inventor has created a hover-bike which he claims could soon be capable of travelling at 170mph and 10,000ft.

Admittedly Chris Malloy's prototype has currently only hovered while tethered to the ground, but the designer is confident about his vehicle's potential.

He says the Kevlar reinforced carbon fiber hover bike will eventually steer like a traditional motorbike and outperform a two-blade aircraft in the air.

Suggested uses including aerial cattle mustering, search and rescue and aerial survey… we think he forgot to mention 'recreating scenes from Star Wars'.

Andrew. :)

Friday, June 10, 2011

Cone - ing

Forget planking, the new viral internet trend for the summer is going to be cone-ing -- the art of ordering an ice cream and then grabbing it by the ice cream not the cone.



Andrew. :)

Whoops!!!!



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Thursday, June 9, 2011

HANGOVER 3!!!!!!!

Zach Galifianakis has revealed that plans for The Hangover Part III are already in the works.

The 41-year-old comedian spoke to Rolling Stone about the future of the Hangover franchise, stating that a third installment is likely to be on the way.

"They want to do a Hangover III," Galifianakis said. "I'm getting fricking phone calls already."

The Due Date actor went on to detail the alleged plot for the forthcoming sequel, claiming that the film will leave the format of the first two movies behind in favor of a story that concentrates on Galifianakis's character escaping from a mental institution with the aid of the wolf pack.

It was previously reported that Amsterdam had been named as a potential location for a third film, though that could change now that the movie may not be embracing the hangover-based storyline.

Director Todd Phillips said in mid-May that he is hoping to shoot a third installment in the Hangover franchise, claiming that it would bring the movies to a conclusion.

The Hangover Part II shattered US box office records, becoming the first R-rated film to open to more than $100 million (£62m).

Andrew. :)

Ah Well!! You Still Would!!! :P


Jennifer Love Hewitt has been voted the worst film actress since 1985 in a new movie survey.

The I Know What You Did Last Summer star has been shamed in the Slate.com poll, which used results from movie ratings website RottenTomatoes.com to determine Hollywood's winners and losers.

Thanks to her terrible turns in the horror movie and its sequel, the Garfield films and Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit.

American Beauty star Mena Suvari came second, while action man Chuck Norris was given a thumbs down by film fans and was crowned Worst Actor.

However, movie director Mike Leigh came out on top - he was rated Best Director with over 90 per cent positive reviews of his films on the website. Josh Brolin and Dakota Fanning were named Most Improved.

Andrew. :)

August 19th 2011 - The Funniest Movie of the Year

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS FILM........................

Andrew. :)

When I Was Younger I wanted to do this!!!

An Aussie mum was asked by her son, "mom can I have on the toy tigers?" and his mom said no I've no coins. (for the claw machine thingy)

So she turned her back and continued to shop, when she looked for her son he was no where to be seen!!

After getting quite worried she remembered the machine and went back to see if her son was still staring at the toys, but low and behold, he was INSIDE the machine. :)

Andrew.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

REAR OF THE YEAR

I genuinely thought Pippa was in for it.

Carol Vorderman and Anton du Beke have been awarded the 'Rear of the Year' accolade. The pair scooped the 2011 title, following on from previous winners including last year's duo Fiona Bruce and Ricky Whittle.

TV presenter Vorderman, 50, managed to fight off strong competition from Pippa Middleton, who attracted a large number of votes after the royal wedding.

"I am really surprised and flattered to get this award, particularly at this stage of my life," the former Countdown host said. "I always suspected there were a lot of people out there who were glad to see the back of me, so this has turned out to be very funny indeed."
Middleton was "totally unknown" prior to her sister Kate's marriage to Prince William in April, said organiser Tony Edwards.

"There have been quite a lot of votes for her over the period after the royal wedding, but it was less than six weeks from then to now and a lot of other stars had a lot of time to really ratchet up the votes," he said. "There is no doubt that Carol Vorderman has got many, many more votes.

"The bottom line, if you want to use that expression, is that if you Google Carol Vorderman's bottom and stand back, there is a mass of websites dedicated to her rear assets."

Meanwhile, Strictly Come Dancing star Du Beke said that the accolade was an "absolute honour".

"Sadly, it has often been said that my rear is better than my front, so thank you very much indeed," he said.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Great Version

Boyce Avenue's version of the Black Eyed Peas - Just can't get enough.

Andrew. :)

Me with Scuba Dice

Thursday, June 2, 2011

The Video Shes being Slammed For!!!

I'd go to Denmark After seeing this!!

Young footballers involved in a humble schoolboy match in Denmark got the shock of their lives when their game was given a 'cup final' makeover.

This Uefa-style upgrade included the impromptu arrival of a host of fans, professional referees, TV cameras, star players, an announcer and even a marching band.

A video uploaded to YouTube shows the look of shock on the faces of the 14-year-old players as the spectators arrive and says simply: "We wanted to give these boys the surprise of a lifetime."

It appears to be an advert for the forthcoming Uefa Under 21 tournament in Denmark, with the tag-line: "No matter who is playing, we will provide the atmosphere", appearing at the end of the film.

The video on YouTube was uploaded by a group calling itself The Football Feeling and has notched up more than 280,000 hits.

Andrew. :)

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Bit Harsh??

Theres Harsh and theres just downright Stupid. Watch this Video and Tell me, is this taken too far?

Andrew. :)

NEVER EVER TEXT AND DRIVE

NEVER EVER TEXT AND DRIVE..............

Look what happened this Idiot.

Andrew.