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Monday, February 1, 2010

Few Tit Bits!!!

Six years ago today the world was introduced to the "wardrobe malfunction" after Janet Jackson's breast was exposed during the Super Bowl halftime show.
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"Avatar" was No. 1 again over the weekend, and it's crossed the $2 billion worldwide mark.
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February is Return Shopping Carts to the Supermarket Month.
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Today is: Work Naked Day.... Also.... Hula in the Coola Day Its February. And its cold. And its grey. But don't let the winter doldrums get you down! Just get some moola and pack up your coola and get ready for the hula at your very own Luau party.
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CHICKEN PLAYS CHICKEN
A black hen has been dodging cars, captors and coyotes for two months. Officials say the bird has been darting into traffic outside Glendale Community College since it was first reported Nov. 20. The chicken has drawn a growing crowd of photographers and journalists as animal control officers struggle to catch it.
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AMBULANCE ATM
Austrian emergency officials are defending their use of money machines in ambulances, to demand payment before treatment. "During the ambulance ride, the crew started pushing buttons and then they said: 'Sorry but we have to charge you €230" said the 45-year-old holidaymaker from Berlin. "They were obviously very embarrassed." Austrian emergency services defended the measure, saying it was often difficult to track down payment from foreign tourists once they had returned home.
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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:

Q: It's predicted that more than a million of these will be purchased this year, however 62% of them will never be used - what?

A: Swim suits!

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