He Should have just Kissed her!!

I spoke about this on yesterday's show. Mad story in fairness and something that could happen in the states. Have a read!
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Woman, 92, 'shot at man over kiss snub'

A 92-year-old Florida woman has been arrested after she allegedly fired shots at a neighbour who refused to kiss her.

Police said Helen Staudinger, of Fort McCoy, went next door to visit Dwight Bettner, 53, and grew angry when he would not give her a kiss.

She then allegedly fired four rounds into Mr Bettner's house from a semi-automatic pistol, shattering a window. No-one was hurt.

Mr Bettner said: "I was standing in the bedroom talking on the phone when one of the bullets came into the bedroom. The other three bullets hit the side of the house."

He told police he had ongoing issues with his neighbour, who he said had grown enamoured with him and threatened to shoot him when he told her he had a girlfriend.

He said Mrs Staudinger had once cooked dinner or breakfast for him and he gave her a kiss on the cheek just "trying to be nice to her". (whoops)
But she told the local Star-Banner newspaper that she used to cook regularly for Mr Bettner when he first moved into her Fort McCoy neighborhood.

But she said their relationship soured because of his "lies" and that he was not "paying his way" when they dined out.

Mrs Staudinger, who denies asking Mr Bettner for a kiss, faces charges of aggravated assault and firearms offences.

And here she is! What a Ride!!!! :)



Andrew.

Could it be the worst song ever??

Its quite possible its the worst song ever written!!!!

Andrew. :)

Great Tune for the Sunny Weather

Great Tune for the Sunny Weather

Grand Slam Me Arse

So England and Nike already had a video done up to say "GRAND SLAM CHAMPIONS 2011" even before the final game against Ireland! Its all over youtube. But now some one has uploaded this video to take the piss out of the English one!

For Smiles today anyway I thought it was brilliant!

Andrew :)

Things We didnt know........March 21st

Paddy's Day Parade details for around the County

So Far heres the details I have :)

St Patrick’s Day Parades 2011

Listowel – Starts at 12.30 from the Bridge Road. All entries should be in the Bridge Road Community Centre area for 12 noon. Traffic restrictions from 12 to 2.

Causeway – Assembling at the Sportsfield at 11.20 am, parade begins SHARP at 12 noon. 44 feet long Chinese dragon made by Eileen O’Connor and Causeway Comprehensives made the head.

Kilflynn – Starts at 4pm at St Teresa’s National School .Dick Spring will be Grand Marshal.First time there will be Queen of the Parade.

Tralee –Entrants are asked to congregate on the John Joe Sheehy road at 11am, the parade will begin at 12noon sharp from there.

Killorglin – Starts at 1pm at the Fishery - parade organisers are turning the River green, got the go ahead from the Fisheries Board. Music in Library Place from 1 to 3

Killarney – Parade starts at 2pm from the Ross Road
Michael O Muircheartaigh is the Grand Marshal and Weeshie is doing the commentary
There will be between 45 and 50 floats and seven bands taking part

Dingle – First part starts at 6am when the Dingle Fife and Drum band march through town, starting from the old hospital. Mass at 6.45 am in the local church.
The seond part – (The parade proper) starts at 12.45 from the old Dingle hospital.

Castlegregory – Starts at 12.30 at the Furniture Store.

Milltown - Starts at 10am from the Mart grounds

Glenbeigh – starts at 12.45 from the GAA grounds followed by the Rasher Race - involving bar staff, rashers and dogs!!

Sneem – Assembles at 11.15 from the National School, Parade starts at 12.15.

Lixnaw – 2pm at the Old Creamery

Castleisland – music starting in centre of town at 11:45, parade assembling in industrial estate on Tralee side of town at 12:30, parade begins at 1pm

Abbeyfeale – Starts at 4pm from the Girls’ Secondary School, coming down the main street to a stage in the Square.

Caherciveen 2pm leaving from Fertha Drive through the Main Street finishing at East End where the review stand will be. Up to 25 different groups taking part - marching groups, bands and performers and face painting

Ballybunion The parade is starting on Doon Road at 2 o'clock.

It's being run in conjunction with Destination Ballybunion.

There will be live music on the main street after the parade, bouncy castle in the children’s playground, childrens fancy dress competition with prizes, and prizes for the best float.

Abbeydorney – Starts at 2pm at the Complex

The Poor Snake!!

Snake dies after biting silicone breast

A huge snake which bit a model's surgically enhanced breast later died from silicone poisoning.

Israeli model Orit Fox was posing with the snake at a photoshoot in Tel Aviv when it suddenly turned on her.

She was holding the boa constrictor and went to lick its head when it suddenly tired of the attention and latched on to her left breast.

Footage of the incident on Spanish TV channel Telecino has notched up nearly a quarter of a million hits on YouTube.

As the snake bit Fox, a man rushed over to help her and remove the snake from her breast.

The model was taken to Hillel Yaffe Hospital in Hadera, northwest of Jerusalem, but later released after a tetanus shot and a few hours of observation.

But the snake did not fare so well. Days later, Telecinco reported that the creature had died of silicone poisoning.

Fox is regarded as Israel's version of Katie Price and has undergone several operations to enlarge her breasts.

Charlie Sheen Exlains all on K Earth 101 Radio

Andrew. :)

PS I came across this video by accident because I was being a nerd and searching Radio Studios ;)

Mother of All Potholes!!

A fella in Enlgand found himself in a hole {see what I did there ;)} lot of trouble when his 4x4 crashed into a water-filled crater in the road.

Chris Nedic and his two sons, Chris and Carl, had to jump to safety when their Nissan Navara dropped headfirst into the huge 4ft deep pothole.

The incident occurred when the three men were driving home along the A464 near Albrighton.

Chris junior, 23, escaped with minor cuts and bruises while Carl, 25, had to receive hospital treatment for injuries to his back and leg.

Meanwhile, Chris senior was injured slightly when he fell into the hole trying to rescue the vehicle.

According to police, only the size of the new €26,000 vehicle saved them from being completely submerged.

The huge hole was caused by two burst water pipes, an incident that left around 2,000 homes in the area without water.

Chris junior said: "I thought I was a goner. We are lucky to be alive".

Ambulance crews were sent to the accident scene but were forced to retreat after paramedics feared a second hole was opening up.

An ambulance spokesman said: "Had it been a small car, the whole vehicle might have been submerged and that could have led to a very different situation."

Christ I tohught we had it bad here, although some parts of the country are heading this way too :)

Andrew.

Lowe to replace Sheen in TV show?

Rob Lowe is in talks to replace Charlie Sheen in Two And A Half Men.

Sheen was fired from the sitcom on Monday following a 10-day media blitz, during which he blasted show producers and show creator/writer Chuck Lorre for cancelling the remaining episodes of the current eighth season of the programme.

And Lorre is already lining up the star's replacement following speculation TV veteran John Stamos would be the man for the job.

TMZ.com reports Lorre's team has been talking to Lowe, who is currently starring in U.S. sitcom Parks & Recreation after stints on dramas Brothers & Sisters and The West Wing.

A source reveals TV bosses at Warner Bros. have been in touch with Lowe's agent at William Morris-Endeavor.

Ironically, Lowe grew up with the Sheen family.

No decisions have been made about the future of the show, which co-stars Pretty In Pink actor Jon Cryer.

Can't see how its gonna work to be honest!!

Andrew :)

Spider Viagra!!!!!!!!!!!!

This little guy, if you've no fear of spiders, you are SORTED!!! ;)

Scientists believe a spider could lead to a breakthrough in sexual health after finding a single bite can cause a four hour erection.

Researchers at the Medical College of Georgia believe the venom of the Brazilian wandering spider could lead to a new cure for erectile dysfunction.

Dr Kenia Nunes, a physiologist at the college, said it works in a different way to Viagra, reports the Daily Mail.

"This is good because we know that some patients don't respond to the conventional therapy. This could be an optional treatment for them," she said.

Her study, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, involved experiments using hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunction.

"The toxin was able to normalise the erectile dysfunction in these animals," said Dr Nunes.

However, further research is required. Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.

Dr Nunes added: "The venom of the Phoneutria nigriventer spider is a very rich mixture of several molecules.

"These molecules are called toxins, and then we have various toxins in this venom with different activity.

"Because of this, when a human is bitten by this spider, we can observe many different symptoms including priapism, a condition in which the penis is continually erect."

AND HERE HE IS IN ALL HIS GLORY!!!

Andrew :).

Would you have sent him off!!

Footballer sent off for tackling streaker

A video of a footballer being sent off - for tackling a streaker who had invaded the pitch - has become a hit on YouTube.

Ashley Vickers, 38, had the crowd on its feet for stopping streaker Alan Young, but the referee gave him a red card.
The invader had given ­stewards the slip as he raced around the pitch in a Borat-style wig and mankini for 30 seconds, halting the non-league match.

Eventually, Dorchester Town player/manager Vickers lost patience and wrestled Mr Young to the floor so violently that his wig flew off.

But ref David Spain saw the incident as violent conduct and sent off Vickers whose team went on to lose 3-1 to Havant and Waterlooville.

Vickers said: "I'm dumbfounded at being sent off. It beggars belief. The stewards got nowhere near him, I thought I was doing them a favour."

Havant and Waterlooville boss Trevor Brock said the incident at the team's Westleigh Park ground was "one of the funniest ever".

"It was a harsh sending off. But the ref acted by the law. Our stewards came on but they are middle-aged and had trouble catching the streaker."

Mr Young, 21, who streaked for a £100 bet, said: "I loved it. Probably a little too much. I didn't expect the tackle. He should play rugby. The stewards were fine. They even gave me my wig back."

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Cruel bastard!!

A player has caused an uproar and faces severe sanctions for kicking an owl which was lying prostrate on the pitch during a Colombian championship match at the weekend.

Video footage showed that the bird was first struck by the ball near the Pereira penalty area during the match at Atletico Junior, prompting the referee to stop play.

As the referee and players discussed what to do, Pereira defender Luis Moreno - apparently impatient over the delay with his team losing 2-1 - was seen to kick the bird towards the touch-line with his left foot.

"The player should be severely punished for this painful, horrible act of intolerance," Ramon Jesurum, president of the Colombian league (Dimayor), said in a radio interview.

He added the case would go before the Dimayor's disciplinary committee.

Atletico Junior fans chanted "murderer" at the Panamanian player, according to Colombian media. He was also reprimanded by opponents and apologised after the game.

"I apologise to the fans, it wasn't my intention," he said as he left the field escorted by radio reporters and police.

Colombian media said the owl, rescued by ground staff, was taken to a vet where its condition was serious.



Andrew.