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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

10 Things only Women will ever understand

10. WHY IT'S GOOD TO HAVE 5 PAIRS OF VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL BLACK SHOES.

9. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CREAM, IVORY AND OFF-WHITE.

8. THAT CRYING CAN BE FUN.

7. THE NEED FOR 'FAT' AND 'THIN' CLOTHES.

6. THAT A SALAD, DIET COKE AND A BAR OF CHOCOLATE IS A BALANCED MEAL.

5. FINDING A DESIGNER OUTFIT AT A BARGAIN PRICE IS CONSIDERED A TOP LIFE EXPERIENCE.

4. THAT EVERY SET OF SCALES WEIGHS FIVE POUNDS TOO HEAVY.

3. A GOOD MAN MIGHT BE NICE TO FIND, BUT A GOOD HAIRDRESSER IS ESSENTIAL TO HAPPINESS.

2. THAT THERE'S AN UNWRITTEN LAW THAT A PHONE CALL TO ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS CAN NEVER LAST LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR.

1.ONLY WOMEN CAN UNDERSTAND OTHER WOMEN.

:)

Andrew.