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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

She'll Talk Whatever Way she wants!!!



Andrew. :)

Would anyone Blame this Woman???

Bangladesh woman cuts off 'attacker's' penis

Monju Begum says her neighbour had been harassing her for months Police in southern Bangladesh say a woman cut off a man's penis during an alleged attempt to rape her and took it to a police station as evidence.

The incident took place in Mirzapur village, Jhalakathi, about 200km south of the capital, Dhaka.

Monju Begum, 40, a married mother of three, told police that neighbour Mozammel Haq Mazi forced his way into her shanty and started assaulting her.

Mr Mazi, who denies the accusation, has been admitted to a nearby hospital.

"We will arrest him once his condition gets better," police spokesman Abul Khaer told the BBC.

"She said she fought back and cut off his penis and brought it to our police station in a polythene bag to prove that Mr Mazi tried to rape her," police spokesman Abul Khaer told the BBC.

"She has registered a case accusing him of attempted rape," he said.

"It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed penis to the police station as evidence."

Monju Begum told police that Mr Mazi, a married father of five, had been harassing her for the past six months.

'Revenge attack'

But Mr Mazi denied the allegations.

"We were having an affair and recently she suggested that both of us can go and settle down in Dhaka," Mr Mazi told the BBC from the hospital in nearby Barisal.

"I refused and told her that I cannot leave my wife and children, so she took revenge on me."

Prof AMSM Sharfuzzaman, a senior surgeon at the Sher-e-Bangla Medical College and Hospital in Barisal town, told the BBC it had not been possible to reattach the organ.

"Police brought his severed penis several hours after the incident," he said.

"We are treating him so that he can urinate normally without the penis."

FAIR PLAY :)

Andrew.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Refused from the Drive Thru

A woman says she was refused service at a McDonald's drive-through because she was riding a horse and carriage -- luckily she wasn't far from a friendly KFC.

Debbie Murden from Derbyshire had driven her two-wheeled carriage to the drive-thru window at the Alfreton branch and ordered her burgers and milkshakes.

Having done this before, she didn't think it would be a problem, but staff said that due to health and safety rules they couldn't serve her -- prompting her to angrily head off to a nearby KFC.

Commenting on the incident, a spokesperson for McDonald's said it was company policy not to serve customers in horse-drawn carriages… which suggests this happens more often than we would have thought.

Andrew. :)

The Greatest Proposal EVER!!!!!

Watch this video and prepare to never like the guy!!! Expectations have been Raised.

Andrew. :)

Friday, May 27, 2011

What Really Happened!!!!

Best Laugh I've had all day :)

Andrew.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

We Should all do this Training!!!!

It's always good to know that we are not the only ones planning for the zombie apocalypse.

And America's Centre for Disease Control and Prevention is the latest organisation to show a understandable fear of the undead - by publishing a guide to surviving an uprising.

The US government body recently added a page to their website entitled 'Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse' - detailing what you should do when the dead start roaming the streets.

There's even a guide to the sort of 'emergency survival kit' which it's suggested we should all have ready for the moment the inevitable happens.

but, while the kit includes food, batteries and a radio, it's suspiciously light on zombie killing equipment like shotguns and flame-throwers… which makes us think they're not taking the zombie threat seriously.

Andrew. :)

See?? This is what you'll get, if you break the law!!!

An Ohio couple found themselves up to their ankles in trouble for rafting on a flood-swollen river without life preservers and lying about it afterward.

A judge sentenced them to stand in a tiny swimming pool while wearing life jackets and handing out water safety brochures Saturday at a festival.

Twenty-year-old Grace Nash and 22-year-old Bruce Crawford pleaded guilty to misdemeanor misconduct during an emergency.

Searchers spent hours looking for them last month after they were spotted on the Grand River. They made it to land but lied to an official about being in the water.

They chose the pool punishment and community service over 60 days in jail.

Nash tells The News-Herald in Willoughby they've learned their lesson.

Andrew. :)