He Should have just Kissed her!!

I spoke about this on yesterday's show. Mad story in fairness and something that could happen in the states. Have a read!
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Woman, 92, 'shot at man over kiss snub'

A 92-year-old Florida woman has been arrested after she allegedly fired shots at a neighbour who refused to kiss her.

Police said Helen Staudinger, of Fort McCoy, went next door to visit Dwight Bettner, 53, and grew angry when he would not give her a kiss.

She then allegedly fired four rounds into Mr Bettner's house from a semi-automatic pistol, shattering a window. No-one was hurt.

Mr Bettner said: "I was standing in the bedroom talking on the phone when one of the bullets came into the bedroom. The other three bullets hit the side of the house."

He told police he had ongoing issues with his neighbour, who he said had grown enamoured with him and threatened to shoot him when he told her he had a girlfriend.

He said Mrs Staudinger had once cooked dinner or breakfast for him and he gave her a kiss on the cheek just "trying to be nice to her". (whoops)
But she told the local Star-Banner newspaper that she used to cook regularly for Mr Bettner when he first moved into her Fort McCoy neighborhood.

But she said their relationship soured because of his "lies" and that he was not "paying his way" when they dined out.

Mrs Staudinger, who denies asking Mr Bettner for a kiss, faces charges of aggravated assault and firearms offences.

And here she is! What a Ride!!!! :)



Andrew.

Could it be the worst song ever??

Its quite possible its the worst song ever written!!!!

Andrew. :)

Great Tune for the Sunny Weather

Great Tune for the Sunny Weather

Grand Slam Me Arse

So England and Nike already had a video done up to say "GRAND SLAM CHAMPIONS 2011" even before the final game against Ireland! Its all over youtube. But now some one has uploaded this video to take the piss out of the English one!

For Smiles today anyway I thought it was brilliant!

Andrew :)

Things We didnt know........March 21st

Paddy's Day Parade details for around the County

So Far heres the details I have :)

St Patrick’s Day Parades 2011

Listowel – Starts at 12.30 from the Bridge Road. All entries should be in the Bridge Road Community Centre area for 12 noon. Traffic restrictions from 12 to 2.

Causeway – Assembling at the Sportsfield at 11.20 am, parade begins SHARP at 12 noon. 44 feet long Chinese dragon made by Eileen O’Connor and Causeway Comprehensives made the head.

Kilflynn – Starts at 4pm at St Teresa’s National School .Dick Spring will be Grand Marshal.First time there will be Queen of the Parade.

Tralee –Entrants are asked to congregate on the John Joe Sheehy road at 11am, the parade will begin at 12noon sharp from there.

Killorglin – Starts at 1pm at the Fishery - parade organisers are turning the River green, got the go ahead from the Fisheries Board. Music in Library Place from 1 to 3

Killarney – Parade starts at 2pm from the Ross Road
Michael O Muircheartaigh is the Grand Marshal and Weeshie is doing the commentary
There will be between 45 and 50 floats and seven bands taking part

Dingle – First part starts at 6am when the Dingle Fife and Drum band march through town, starting from the old hospital. Mass at 6.45 am in the local church.
The seond part – (The parade proper) starts at 12.45 from the old Dingle hospital.

Castlegregory – Starts at 12.30 at the Furniture Store.

Milltown - Starts at 10am from the Mart grounds

Glenbeigh – starts at 12.45 from the GAA grounds followed by the Rasher Race - involving bar staff, rashers and dogs!!

Sneem – Assembles at 11.15 from the National School, Parade starts at 12.15.

Lixnaw – 2pm at the Old Creamery

Castleisland – music starting in centre of town at 11:45, parade assembling in industrial estate on Tralee side of town at 12:30, parade begins at 1pm

Abbeyfeale – Starts at 4pm from the Girls’ Secondary School, coming down the main street to a stage in the Square.

Caherciveen 2pm leaving from Fertha Drive through the Main Street finishing at East End where the review stand will be. Up to 25 different groups taking part - marching groups, bands and performers and face painting

Ballybunion The parade is starting on Doon Road at 2 o'clock.

It's being run in conjunction with Destination Ballybunion.

There will be live music on the main street after the parade, bouncy castle in the children’s playground, childrens fancy dress competition with prizes, and prizes for the best float.

Abbeydorney – Starts at 2pm at the Complex