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Movie's worst Sequels
THESE ARE FROM TEXTERS
theres a terminator 3 rise against the machines is pretty bad
re:film remakes
listowel caller
mel gibsons remake of life of brian was not that funny.
the martrix films andrew were crap and made no sense from maureen
there should never have been an oceans 13 not a mind oceans 12 Harry
Jason X and freddy versus jason and preditor versus alien all equally the worst ive ever seen from Paul
Any of the american pie films Gerry
`Free willy's 2 and 3
Saw and the ring 2
Andrew johnny english was brill! Wat r u on abou? I cant wait till d nxt 1. Tom
Ya that Bloody Borat film, or did it get a sequel?? Joanne
All the SAW movies after saw 3 are crap!
Speed 2 transformers 2 beverly hills cop 3 dirty dancing 2 from jennifer O'Connell
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THESE ARE FROM SOME WEB PAGE THINGY
http://www.listal.com/list/very-bad-sequels
theres a terminator 3 rise against the machines is pretty bad
re:film remakes
listowel caller
mel gibsons remake of life of brian was not that funny.
the martrix films andrew were crap and made no sense from maureen
there should never have been an oceans 13 not a mind oceans 12 Harry
Jason X and freddy versus jason and preditor versus alien all equally the worst ive ever seen from Paul
Any of the american pie films Gerry
`Free willy's 2 and 3
Saw and the ring 2
Andrew johnny english was brill! Wat r u on abou? I cant wait till d nxt 1. Tom
Ya that Bloody Borat film, or did it get a sequel?? Joanne
All the SAW movies after saw 3 are crap!
Speed 2 transformers 2 beverly hills cop 3 dirty dancing 2 from jennifer O'Connell
=========================================
THESE ARE FROM SOME WEB PAGE THINGY
http://www.listal.com/list/very-bad-sequels
Monday, March 22, 2010
LAWS OF GOLF
THE LAWS OF GOLF (part 1)
LAW 1:
No matter how bad your last shot was, you should have Inner peace
knowing that a worse one is yet to come. (This law does not expire on the
18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of
a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.)
LAW 2:
Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your
worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of
people you tell about the former.
LAW 3:
Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. (Though this cannot be proven
in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater
its attraction to water. Expensive clubs have been known to be partly
made with this most unusual natural alloy.)
LAW 4:
Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is
breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
LAW 5:
No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all the playing partners must
solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.
LAW 1:
No matter how bad your last shot was, you should have Inner peace
knowing that a worse one is yet to come. (This law does not expire on the
18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of
a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.)
LAW 2:
Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your
worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of
people you tell about the former.
LAW 3:
Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. (Though this cannot be proven
in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater
its attraction to water. Expensive clubs have been known to be partly
made with this most unusual natural alloy.)
LAW 4:
Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is
breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
LAW 5:
No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all the playing partners must
solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
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