A drunk driver in Russia had so much to drink he tried to trick police into thinking he was making an important phone call using a packet of cigarettes.
When he was pulled over for driving erratically, the boozed-up motorist proceeded to make a phone call in which he asked if his father was on duty.
He then told the person he was speaking to, to "just deal with the situation" in the seemingly influential call.
And it might have worked and persuaded cops to go easy on him… if he hadn't been so drunk he'd just spent a couple of minutes having a chat with a packet of cigarettes.
As such the officers could barely contain their laughter in the video which is currently going viral on youtube.
CLOWN!!!!
Andrew :)
Monday, May 16, 2011
In case you were wondering, having a tattoo on your forehead which reads "Please forgive me if I say or do anything stupid" does not mean police will not arrest you.
As this fantastic photo of Robert Norton Kennedy proves, it actually just ensures that if you break the law, you're mugshot will go viral online.
Police had been called to the 51-year-old who was playing his music too loudly for his neighbours, but when the officers arrived, Kennedy spat in the nieghoubours
Unfortunately his unique head tattoo, which reads: "WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE GOD LOVES YOU, Please forgive me if I say or do anything stupid, Thank You!" wasn't a get out of jail free card.
Andrew. :)
A band of Star Trek rebels killed Osama bin Laden in Pakistan ... at least according to a German television news station.
The station, N24, featured a logo of what it thought was the emblem of the US Navy SEAL Team Six on a large screen last week while its presenter Mick Locher spoke about the raid on the terrorist leader's compound in Abbottabad on May 1, US media reports said.
Locher reportedly commented on the design of the logo, saying: "And they also have the 'Team Six', that carried out the mission. They don't have the skull in their emblem for nothing."
But there was a hitch.
The logo was not Team Six's. It was a fictional badge created by a Star Trek fan organisation based on the Maquis, a 24th-century rebel group of beings and unhappy Starfleet officers.
The error was screengrabbed by German media watchdog blog BILDblog and posted online.
The Trekkie group, Maquis Forces International - which calls itself the first "completely internet-based Star Trek fan organisation" on the web - had created the logo for what it envisaged to be the US Navy's Special Operations Force SEAL team for the 23rd and 24th century.
The fan site TrekMovie jumped on the mistake, pointing out in a post: "Locher didn't seem to notice (or care) that the skull in question was from a Klingon and included a bolted-on eyepatch.
"He and N24 also appear undeterred by the emblem's inclusion of a phaser, 3 Klingon bat'leth swords and the word 'Maquis'."
The real SEAL (SEa-Air-Land) teams were formed in 1962 by then US president John F. Kennedy.
Historically, they specialised in fighting on the seas but have in the past decade taken part in battles on land in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Team Six, which is formally known as the US Naval Special Warfare Development Group, is based at Dam Neck, close to Virginia Beach in Virginia in the United States.
The team's members are an elite within an elite and comprise soldiers recruited from other SEAL teams.
Andrew. :)
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Maeve Higgins
The lovely Maeve Higgins popped into studio today for a chat so afterwards Ed and I grabbed her for a few photos :)
Andrew.
Andrew.
iBOOBS!!
Women who are thinking about going under the knife can now get an instant boob job for free thanks to a new iPhone app.
The app is the brainchild of US plastic surgeon Elizabeth A. Kinsley, from New Orleans, who was the first doctor to employ 3D imaging technology to show women what they will look like after surgery.
Called iAugment, the app allows iPhone users to take a picture of themselves and virtually boost their cup size.
While it's intended for people considering plastic surgery themselves, we can imagine one or two blokes will be testing to see what their other half might look like with bigger breasts.
Makers say users considering plastic surgery should start off by taking a photo of their chest, ideally in a bra or bikini.
They then use two on screen cursors to mark out the breasts, before choosing from 17 different sizes of virtual implant, ranging from 210cc to 690cc which are instantly visualised.
It's said the app is designed as a "fun first step" for women who are considering going under the knife. And if women are happy with their results, they can use the app to find their nearest approved plastic surgeon.
Dr. Kinsley said: "Breast augmentation can be a complicated procedure with women asking questions like 'what will they look like?' or 'what size is right for me'.
"This is designed to give them the best idea possible of how they might look after surgery.
"You can show your friends, your boyfriend or your husband and say 'what do you think?"
Andrew. :)
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