Monday, March 22, 2010



LAW 1:
No matter how bad your last shot was, you should have Inner peace
knowing that a worse one is yet to come. (This law does not expire on the
18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of
a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.)

LAW 2:
Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your
worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of
people you tell about the former.

LAW 3:
Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. (Though this cannot be proven
in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater
its attraction to water. Expensive clubs have been known to be partly
made with this most unusual natural alloy.)

LAW 4:
Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is
breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

LAW 5:
No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all the playing partners must
solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Actual People's names!!!


The most embarrassing and bizarre names have been disclosed in a new survey.

Stan Still, Anna Sasin, Hazel Nutt, Barb Dwyer and Justin Case are among some of European’s unluckiest people who have been given the unfortunate names by their parents.

In what may sound like a bad joke to some, others to make the “Most Unfortunate Names” list include Mary Christmas, Paige Turner, Chris Cross and Barry Cade. Some of the more curious American names, uncovered by a parenting group who trawled the internet, include Carrie Oakey, Anna Prentice and Bill Board. “When the parents of some of those people mentioned named their children, many probably didn't even realise the implications at the time,” said a spokesman for, which commissioned the research. “

There must be tremendous embarrassment every time they have to introduce themselves to anyone, especially to a crowd. Even their teachers must have had to hold back their smiles sometimes.

Top bizarre names:-
Barb Dwyer
Pearl Button
Hazel Nutt
Ray Gunn
Helen Back
Stan Still
Jo King
Lee King
Terry Bull
Mary Christmas
Max Power
Paige Turner
Sonny Day
Tim Burr
Will Power
Anna Sasin
Chris Cross
Doug Hole
Justin Case
Barry Cade

America’s bizarre names:
Anna Prentice
Annette Curtain
Bill Board
Carrie Oakey
Dr Leslie Doctor