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Monday, February 15, 2010

Police officer saved by badge

A Las Vegas police officer who became involved in a late night can thank his badge for saving his life.

The 31-year-old officer, who has not yet been named, was struck by a bullet in an exchange of fire with a suspect.

However, the bullet struck the badge and the officer suffered only minor injuries, reports the Las Vegas Sun.

Police are searching for the gunman, who may also have been hit and who fled after the incident.

The officer had been on patrol in northern Las Vegas when he heard shots coming from an apartment block.

The officer became engaged in the fire fight when he tried to stop the suspect.


IT REMINDED ME OF THIS 

Ordeal of human ice cube


A magician is in hospital suffering from severe frostbite after spending more than 64 hours as a human ice cube to break a world endurance record.

Latvian illusionist Gennady Palychevsky, 40, spent 64 hours and 32 minutes in the six foot square ice cube in Moscow before signaling for help.

The event tops American magician David Blaine's 63 hours in ice in New York's Times Square 10 years ago.

Palychevsky - known as Mr Fix - in magic circles - staggered from the ice after his frozen ordeal and was rushed away by paramedics.

Medics say Palychevsky was on the verge of literally freezing to death before he called a halt to the stunt.

Palychevsky - who trained in ice baths for six months - didn't eat or drink while he was sealed inside his ice tomb, broadcast live on Latvian radio throughout the entire stunt.

Timed videos of the event have been sent to Guinness World Records and will be made into a TV documentary later this year.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Feb 9th update!!!

More from Feb 10th

CHOCOLATE RECORD
Italy's Mirco Della Vecchia is vying for Guinness World Record fame by creating a 26-foot scale model of Venice's St. Mark's bell tower completely out of chocolate. He will unveil the 17 1/2-ton confection during the March 5-7 "Chocolating the Dolomites" festival in the resort town of Auronzo di Cadore.
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BURPING LAWSUIT
A Roanoke man claims sheriff's deputies beat him in the city jail because of his burping. Thomas Scott Vandegrift made the allegations in a federal lawsuit filed last week against several deputies, the city, the sheriff's office and the sheriff. According to the lawsuit, the deputies were annoyed by Vandegrift's burping, which was caused by acid reflux.

I was on the bus home from school years ago and a guy burped and this old lady beat the shite out of him with her bag and got him kicked off the bus!!!
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Row over peanuts sparked mass brawl

A row over the last packet of peanuts in a working men's club triggered a street fight involving 50 people.

Dozens of police officers had to be called to the scene in Tunbridge Wells and used CS gas to calm brawlers,.

The High Brooms Working Men's Club was packed with more than 100 people when the fight broke out.

"One minute everyone was a having a great time chatting away about this and that and then two guys started arguing at the bar over a bag of dry roasted nuts.

"They were telling the barman that they wanted the last bag and eventually one just lamped the other and it all kicked off with half the club punching and kicking each other.

The fight spilled out into the street, prompting dozens of neighbours of the club to call police. Police confirmed about 50 people were involved in the brawl.

Seven men, aged between 18 and 49, were arrested on suspicion of committing public order offences. Five have been bailed and two have been issued with fixed penalty notices.

Update from Feb 10th show :)

Undertaker lifts lid on last requests

An undertaker has lifted the lid on the bizarre last requests of his clients after 50 years in the funeral business.

One 84-year-old widow refused to be buried in the joint graveyard plot her husband had bought before his death, and insisted on being buried with her stuffed pet parrot instead.

And another - reveals Franjo Jozic from Zagreb, Croatia - was buried by her family with her coffin lined in banknotes.

But some requests can never be fulfilled, the 72-year-old explained.

"We get quite a few family members who approach us after a funeral and ask us if we can dig up their relatives to recover jewellery.

"But the strangest was a woman who wanted us to dig up her mother so she could get her artificial hip joint. She said she'd paid for it and she wanted it back," he said.
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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Feb, 4th Video update

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Todays Blast from the Past on the show!!!

Remember these?? :)



My nudey Mug broke!! TRAGEDY IN THE WORK PLACE!!!


Longest word in the English Language!!!

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:

–noun an obscure term ostensibly referring to a lung disease caused by silica dust, sometimes cited as one of the longest words in the English language.

Origin:
< NL; see pneumono-, ultramicroscopic, silica, volcano, (pneumono)coniosis

Feb 3rd Vid update

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Andrew and Ed Podcast Feb. 3rd 2010

This is us talking shite for a few minutes but we're gonna do weekly podcasts from now on and attempt to be funnier and more entertaining!! :)

any who just have a listen and enjoy!!!

Peter Andre Broke down on Sky News!!!

All the latest John Terry Jokes!!

Hey Andrew did u hear Wayne Bridge tried to patched things up with the miss's. He bought her roses but she told him she preffered Terrys! Bazza in killarney

Police in lndon just caught ashley cole speeding at 130mph on d a3 when asked why he was speeding he replyied john terry car just seen outside my house:-)

Chant heard at Burnley v Wigan: "Same old Terry, always cheating."

After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife.

Poor Wayne Bridge - he's not even first choice with his his wife.

John Terry has explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty.

John Terry has announced he's lost his England captain's armband. Fabio Capello told him to ask Wayne Bridge to check under the bed.

Ashley Cole has admitted perjury in his court hearing for speeding. He said he wasn't trying to outrun paperazzi he was trying to get home before John Terry.

What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton.

John Terry is to release a charity single - it's a version of The Cars' My Best Friend's Girl.

His follow-up will be Under The Bridge.

THERES SO MUCH MORE hehe!!

If you don't laugh at this you're dead inside :)

Caught By the balls on National TV!!!

this guy in Austrailia is being interviewed on the news....but look closely behind him to whats going on...........Nudey Pics!!!!

Random video from tuesdays show!!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Grammy tribute to a legend!!



By the way this gave me a pain in the head cuz of no 3D glasses still cool though!!

Shit Hot ad!!!

Video Test!!!

Okay so I wanna do a video blog daily or possibly weekly on the site so I've begun to edit video clips!! I had no idea it was so easy so this was just a test!! Ah sure its only a bit of fun!!
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Monday, February 1, 2010

Stolen from Another Blog :)

Subject: Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.

1. It's important to have a women who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and
who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and
who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not
know each other.


Sincerely

Tiger Woods
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Some of last nights Grammy winners!!!

Album Of The Year
Taylor Swift - Fearless - WINNER!

Record Of The Year
Kings of Leon - 'Use Somebody' - WINNER!

Song Of The Year
Beyoncé - 'Single Ladies' - WINNER!

Best Pop Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals
Black Eyed Peas - 'I Gotta Feeling' - WINNER!

Best Rock Album
Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown - WINNER!

Best R&B Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals
Jamie Foxx & T-Pain - 'Blame It' - WINNER!

Best Contemporary R&B Album
Beyoncé - I Am… Sasha Fierce - WINNER!

Best R&B Song
Beyoncé - 'Single Ladies' - WINNER!

Best Female Pop Vocal Performance
Beyoncé - 'Halo' - WINNER!

Best Country Album
Taylor Swift - Fearless - WINNER!

Best Dance Recording
Lady GaGa - 'Poker Face' - WINNER!

Best Electronic/Dance Album
Lady GaGa - The Fame – WINNER

Few Tit Bits!!!

Six years ago today the world was introduced to the "wardrobe malfunction" after Janet Jackson's breast was exposed during the Super Bowl halftime show.
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"Avatar" was No. 1 again over the weekend, and it's crossed the $2 billion worldwide mark.
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February is Return Shopping Carts to the Supermarket Month.
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Today is: Work Naked Day.... Also.... Hula in the Coola Day Its February. And its cold. And its grey. But don't let the winter doldrums get you down! Just get some moola and pack up your coola and get ready for the hula at your very own Luau party.
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CHICKEN PLAYS CHICKEN
A black hen has been dodging cars, captors and coyotes for two months. Officials say the bird has been darting into traffic outside Glendale Community College since it was first reported Nov. 20. The chicken has drawn a growing crowd of photographers and journalists as animal control officers struggle to catch it.
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AMBULANCE ATM
Austrian emergency officials are defending their use of money machines in ambulances, to demand payment before treatment. "During the ambulance ride, the crew started pushing buttons and then they said: 'Sorry but we have to charge you €230" said the 45-year-old holidaymaker from Berlin. "They were obviously very embarrassed." Austrian emergency services defended the measure, saying it was often difficult to track down payment from foreign tourists once they had returned home.
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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:

Q: It's predicted that more than a million of these will be purchased this year, however 62% of them will never be used - what?

A: Swim suits!

McDonald's workers pose for Playboy


Six McDonald's workers have posed for a raunchy Playboy photo-spread.

The magazine's website invited female staff at the fast food giant to enter a competition to find the sexiest McDonald's workers.

Hundreds entered and Playboy whittled them down to six to pose for the sexy shoot on its Playboy.com.

Cristy Creighton, of Louisville, Kentucky, said: "I've heard about Playboy.com doing other 'Women of' pictorials so when I heard they were interested in employees from McDonald's, I knew I wanted to submit my photos.

"The experience of posing for Playboy has been so exciting and I am honored to have been chosen as one of the models for this pictorial."

Sickie Day

Sickie Day

The number of workers ringing in 'ill' is expected to peak today on what is being dubbed National Sickie Day.

The first Monday in February is thought to be the worst day for people pulling 'sickies' with up to 350,000 employees expected to ring in and make their excuses.
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